Present
| I | shit |
| You | shit |
| She | shits |
| We | shit |
| They | shit |
Past
| I | shat |
| You | shat |
| She | shat |
| We | shat |
| They | shat |
Perfect
| I | have | shat |
| You | have | shat |
| She | has | shat |
| We | have | shat |
| They | have | shat |
Future
| I | will | shit |
| You | will | shit |
| She | will | shit |
| We | will | shit |
| They | will | shit |
Past Perfect
| I | had | shat |
| You | had | shat |
| She | had | shat |
| We | had | shat |
| They | had | shat |
Future Perfect
| I | will | have | shat |
| You | will | have | shat |
| She | will | have | shat |
| We | will | have | shat |
| They | will | have | shat |
Present - Conditional
| I | would | shit |
| You | would | shit |
| She | would | shit |
| We | would | shit |
| They | would | shit |
Perfect - Conditional
| I | would | have | shat |
| You | would | have | shat |
| She | would | have | shat |
| We | would | have | shat |
| They | would | have | shat |