Present
| I | fart |
| You | fart |
| She | farts |
| We | fart |
| They | fart |
Past
| I | farted |
| You | farted |
| She | farted |
| We | farted |
| They | farted |
Perfect
| I | have | farted |
| You | have | farted |
| She | has | farted |
| We | have | farted |
| They | have | farted |
Future
| I | will | fart |
| You | will | fart |
| She | will | fart |
| We | will | fart |
| They | will | fart |
Past Perfect
| I | had | farted |
| You | had | farted |
| She | had | farted |
| We | had | farted |
| They | had | farted |
Future Perfect
| I | will | have | farted |
| You | will | have | farted |
| She | will | have | farted |
| We | will | have | farted |
| They | will | have | farted |
Present - Conditional
| I | would | fart |
| You | would | fart |
| She | would | fart |
| We | would | fart |
| They | would | fart |
Perfect - Conditional
| I | would | have | farted |
| You | would | have | farted |
| She | would | have | farted |
| We | would | have | farted |
| They | would | have | farted |